Snow Dance

*** Guaranteed Results ***

On 10 October 2002, at Kitzsteinhorn, Austria, the snow was thin. There had been nearly nothing for the season. We couldn't have our weekend ruined, so we did a Snow Dance. over 3 feet (1 meter) of snow fell before the next day. Guaranteed results every time.

To help all the other snowboarders and increase the total snowfall in the world, we suggest everyone follow these detailed instructions.

Perform the following mystic hand motions while singing the following chant:

Hip, Hop, Hippety - Hop - Hop,
Hip Hip Hop Hop Hippety Hop Hip Hop